Daily Discovery: Slonk Donkerson, “Radical Dude”

ARTIST: Slonk Donkerson (answers by guitarist Parker Silzer)

SONG: “Radical Dude”

BIRTHDATE: I’m 22

BIRTHPLACE: Norwalk, CT

AMBITIONS: I’d really like for more people to hear my band. They deserve to know we’re out there.

TURN-OFFS: Hairs all over her bathroom tiles.

TURN-ONS: Pretends she doesn’t like super hero movies, but it’s actually pretty obvious that she loves them.

DREAM GIG: Blowing off a “Rock and Roll Hall of Fame” invitation.

TV ADDICTIONS: I’ll let Dylan (Slonk’s bassist/singer) answer this one.

PETS: I have the privilege of enjoying the company of three cats at my Parent’s house.

WORST JOB I EVER HAD: 
Someone is going to complain about having a job these days?

THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL SEXY: Well, if I was a forty five year old woman with two kids and a disinterested husband, I think being called a “MILF” by ripped dude at a gas station would make me feel sexy.

5 THINGS EVERY MAN SHOULD OWN: 1) Frank Frannish 2) Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back 3) without warning a wizard walks by–eee 4) A Chris Bosh Beast Wars action figure 5) That first Swimsuit Issue (you know the one).

I WROTE THIS SONG: Uh, yes, I did.